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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
America has 8,200 banks, while Canada has 72 - Source
Mmm. Sexy.
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after filming Diamonds Are Forever, Sean Connery said he would “never” play Bond again, leading his wife to suggest “Never Say Never Again” as the film title when Connery returned to the role 12 years later. - Source
Chillin with my homegirl SarahSue
Sarah: *gripes and proceeds to walk through giant puddle of mud*
Me: *stops, looks at mud then looks at shoes*
Sarah: Are you coming..?
Me: Yeah, but fuck that. *walks the long, complicated way around*
Sarah: Really?? You couldn't just walk through the mud and wash your shoes later.?
Me: Nope. They may be my dusties, but I ain't gone treat em like that.
Sarah: You have issues.. They're just shoes, dude.
Me: Nahh, they're MY shoes. And my All Blacks at that. They're not fresh anymore, but I still gotta treat em right.
Sarah: *rolls eyes* Whatever, if you say so..
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STACCED.
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End of story.
I mean what I say and I say what I mean.
Chapsticc. Checc.
Boredom
Just got home from work and I have nothing to do.. This issue needs to be resolved before I get myself into trouble because that happens a lot when I have idle time on my clock. haha
Support your children in all they do. lol
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